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Section D run in – Abbots see off Strimmers

Swan Abbots and Puddletown Nomads remain joint leaders in Section D after both won last week. Swan Abbots all but ended Unpredictable Strimmers chances of promotion winning by 47-pins, while Nomads won by 27-pins against Strugglers. Plodders are a point behind in third place but have a game in hand. Abbots have their bye this week, while Nomads host Strimmers and Plodders host Ship Wrecked.

Games to play

Swan Abbots34pts – BYE Plodders (H) Fumblers (A)

Puddletown Nomads34pts – Unpredictable Strimmers (H) Huntsmen (A) BYE

Plodders33pts – Ship Wrecked (H) Swan Abbots (A) Unpredictable Strimmers (H)

Unpredictable Strimmers30pts – Puddletown Nomads (A) BYE Plodders (A)

Ladies League run in – Oakettes close gap to four points

With leaders Devils having their bye it gave Oakettes a chance to close the gap, and the Bere Regis outfit won away to Breezers by 4-pins after going into the last hand 4-pins down themselves. Both teams below Oakettes won, Crackerjacs standout performer was Angie Courtney hitting 68 in their 35-pins win away to Ladybirds. Vixens who could still finish second won by 11-pins at home to Mix Ups. Next week’s big match sees leaders Devils play away to Crackerjacs.

Games to play

DEVILS – 37pts – Crackerjacs (A) Al-Colli-Frolics (H) Oakettes (A)

OAKETTES – 33pts – Wonder Women (H) Colliton Ladybirds (A) Devils (H)

CRACKERJACS – 31pts – Devils (H) Woodpeckers (A) The Easy Beats (H)

VIXENS – 30pts – Hot Cheese Stampers (H) Breezers (A) Wonder Women (H)  

Section A run in – Skimmers and Breakaways lead the way

Skimmers and Breakaways both won last week to take a 3 points lead at the top of Section A, Skimmers overcame a potential banana skin winning away to Puddletown Wanderers hitting 428 which is the highest score hit with the new pins that Wanderers use. Breakaways won away to Half Pints by 25-pins which almost puts the Half Pints out of the title race. Jolly Green Giants had their first win in six games and trail the leaders by 3 points as do Royal Oak Wanderers. Essentials lost ground on the leaders when they were beaten by 47-pins at the Three Compasses by Barmy Army. Breakaways will be weary of Barmy Army’s recent return to form when they host them in the match of the week in Section A on Friday. Colliton Imps home defeat by Dewlish Monsters ended any faint hopes they had to stay in the title race.  

Games to play

Skimmers30pts – Alcotops (H) Half Pints (A) Barmy Army (H) Colliton Imps (A)

Breakaways 30pts – Barmy Army (H) Colliton Imps (A) Dewlish Monsters (H) Essentials (A)

Jolly Green Giants27pts – Half Pints (H) Barmy Army (A) Colliton Imps (H) Dewlish Monsters (A)

Royal Oak Wanderers27pts – Patriots (H) Puddletown Wanderers (A) Alcotops (H) Half Pints (A)

Essentials26pts – Colliton Imps (H) Dewlish Monsters (A) Hammers (H) Breakaways (H)

Half Pints25pts – Jolly Green Giants (A) Skimmers (H) Colliton Wide Boys (A) Royal Oak Wanderers (H)

At the bottom Colliton Wide Boys took a giant step towards safety by beating Patriots at the Goldies by 25-pins. This week Wide Boys host Puddletown Wanderers and a victory would leave them almost safe. The other three teams at the bottom all face tricky away games this week, Patriots play  Royal Oak Wanderers, Hammers face Dewlish Monsters while top play bottom when Skimmers host Alcotops at the Bulls Head.

Games to play

Colliton Wide Boys16pts – Puddletown Wanderers (H) Alcotops (A) Half Pints (H) Barmy Army (A)

Patriots14pts – Royal Oak Wanderers (A) Hammers (A) Puddletown Wanderers (H) Alcotops (A)

Hammers14pts – Dewlish Monsters (A) Patriots (H) Essentials (A) Puddletown Wanderers (H)

Alcotops12pts – Skimmers (A) Colliton Wide Boys (H) Royal Oak Wanderers (A) Patriots (H)

Section B run in – Heathens beaten but are still favourites for the title

Second placed Colliton Chimps won away by 41-pins to leaders Heathens on Friday evening to close the gap to 4 points at the top of the table, but a win this week away to Brewers Bees will see Heathens clinch promotion. The race for the second spot sees three teams left in with a chance, Colliton Chimps sit 2 points above third placed Swankers but Chimps have one more match to play. Hotshots lost last week and are now outsiders but could still make it if the two teams above them slip up. Royal Oak Country Boys defeat at home to Brewers Bees sees them drop out of the race.  

Games to play

Heathens 32pts – Brewers Bees (A) Woodmen (H) BYE Mrs Browns Boys (H)

Colliton Chimps28pts – Woodmen (H) Mrs Browns Boys (A) Steamers (H) Muckspreaders (A)

Swankers26pts – Hartstoppers (H) Royal Oak Country Boys (A) Brewers Bees (H) BYE

Hotshots25pts – Steamers (H) Muckspreaders (A) Hartstoppers (H) Royal Oak Country Boys (A)

At the bottom Tom Browns Bullocks are relegated, while wins for Mrs Browns Boys and Brewers Bees mean no fewer than six teams could fill the second relegation spot. This week Brewers Bees play away to top team Heathens on Friday while Mrs Browns Boys play relegated Bullocks at Tom Browns on Thursday. Muckspreaders and Vic Reeves who have both been dragged into the relegation battle face each other, while the other two teams in the bunch both face tough games, Steamers away to Hotshots and Hartstoppers away to Swankers.

Games to play

Steamers18pts – Hotshots (A) Tom Browns Bullocks (H) Colliton Chimps (A) Woodmen (H)

Hartstoppers – 18pts – Swankers (A) Vic Reeves (H) Hotshots (A) Tom Browns Bullocks (H)

Vic Reeves – 18pts – Muckspreaders (H) Hartstoppers (A) Royal Oak Country Boys (H) Brewers Bees (A)

Muckspreaders16pts – Vic Reeves (A) Hotshots (H) Tom Browns Bullocks (A) Colliton Chimps (H)

Mrs Browns Boys16pts – Tom Browns Bullocks (A) Colliton Chimps (H) Woodmen (A) Heathens (A)

Brewers Bees15pts – Heathens (H) BYE Swankers (A) Vic Reeves (H)

Section C run in – Legionaires crowned as champions

Wareham Legionaires won the league without playing on Thursday as Magpie Imps lost at home to Top Pins by 2-pins. Top Pins are 2 points ahead in second place but this week have a bye so Magpie Imps could draw back level if they beat BRK Yokels on Wednesday at the Colliton Club. Champions Legionaires hit 443 on alley two at the Trinity Club to celebrate their title. It’s back to back titles for the Wareham outfit after winning Section D last season which was their first success since joining the league in 2012. With the league won the Legionaires will be keen to go unbeaten throughout the season, and also have a cup semi final to look forward to.

Games to play

Wareham Legionaires – 42pts – Colliton Spares (H) Untouchables (A) Magpie Imps (H) BYE

Top Pins – 32pts – BYE Colliton Supertramps (A) Jokers (H) Colliton Rebels (A)

Magpie Imps – 30pts – BRK Yokels (A) Rollers (H) Wareham Legionaires (A) Colliton Flingers (H)

At the bottom Untouchables had an important win at home to BRK Yokels winning by 60-pins, hitting 420. This puts them just 2pts behind Colliton Supertramps, and also brings BRK Yokels into the relegation battle. Misfits beat Colliton Flingers by 10-pins to move onto 14pts, while Flingers are now bottom 2pts behind Untouchables.

Games to play

BRK Yokels14pts – Magpie Imps (H) BYE Colliton Supertramps (H) Jokers (A)

Misfits14pts – Jokers (A) Villains (H) Colliton Rebels (A) Colliton Spares (H)

Colliton Supertramps – 12pts – Colliton Rebels (A) Top Pins (H) BRK Yokels (A) Rollers (H)

Untouchables – 10pts – Rollers (A) Wareham Legionaires (H) Colliton Flingers (A) Villains (H)

Colliton Flingers – 8pts – Misfits (A) Villains (H) Colliton Spares (A) Untouchables (H) Magpie Imps (A)

Section D run in – Abbots beat Nomads in last hand drama

Swan Abbots moved joint top with Puddletown Nomads when the Abbotsbury outfit won the top of the table clash at the Goldies after trailing all evening. Going into the last hand Abbots were 9-pins behind but finished the match with a 68 hand to leave Nomads 60 to win, the home side’s 54 meant the points went back to Abbotsbury. Both Plodders and Unpredictable Strimmers won to keep up with the leaders. This week’s big match sees Swan Abbotts host Unpredictable Strimmers, the Strimmers have to play the three teams above them in their final games so any defeat would all but  rule them out for promotion. Plodders are just a point behind the two leaders and crucially have an extra game to play.

Games to play

Swan Abbots32pts – Unpredictable Strimmers (H) BYE Plodders (H) Fumblers (A)

Puddletown Nomads32pts – Strugglers (A) Unpredictable Strimmers (H) Huntsmen (A) BYE

Plodders31pts – Bull & Heifers (A) Ship Wrecked (H) Swan Abbots (A) Unpredictable Strimmers (H)

Unpredictable Strimmers30pts – Swan Abbots (A) Puddletown Nomads (A) BYE Plodders (A)

Ladies League run in – Top four all win

All four teams at the top of the Ladies League won last week. Oakettes have a chance to close the gap on leaders Devils to 4 points when they play away to Breezers on Tuesday as Devils have their bye. Crackerjacs and Vixens both need to win to keep up their hopes of a second place finish.

Games to play

DEVILS – 37pts – BYE Crackerjacs (A) Al-Colli-Frolics (H) Oakettes (A)

OAKETTES – 31pts – Breezers (A) Wonder Women (H) Colliton Ladybirds (A) Devils (H)

CRACKERJACS – 29pts – Colliton Ladybirds (A) Devils (H) Woodpeckers (A) The Easy Beats (H)

VIXENS – 28pts – Trinity Mix Ups (H) Hot Cheese Stampers (H) Breezers (A) Wonder Women (H)  

Section A run in – Skimmers go for three in a row

There are just 4 points between the top seven teams in Section A and with five games left there has never been so many teams still in with the chance of winning the title. Skimmers have emerged as many people’s favourites to land what would be their third straight Section A triumph. But there are six other teams that will be doing their utmost to stop them. No more so than Breakaways who sit level on points with Skimmers and are having a great season. In third place just 2 points behind are last season’s Section B champions Essentials who have impressed in their first season in Section A and could still produce a fairy-tale finish. Jolly Green Giants who led the way for much of the season are fourth joint with Royal Oak Wanderers and Half Pints all just 3 points off of the top two, while in seventh place Colliton Imps are 4 points behind the leading two. It will be an interesting few weeks to see who remains in the hunt for the top prize.

Games to play

Skimmers28pts – Puddletown Wanderers (A) Alcotops (H) Half Pints (A) Barmy Army (H) Colliton Imps (A)

Breakaways28pts – Half Pints (A) Barmy Army (H) Colliton Imps (A) Dewlish Monsters (H) Essentials (A)

Essentials26pts – Barmy Army (A) Colliton Imps (H) Dewlish Monsters (A) Hammers (H) Breakaways (H)

Jolly Green Giants25pts – Alcotops (A) Half Pints (H) Barmy Army (A) Colliton Imps (H) Dewlish Monsters (A)

Royal Oak Wanderers25pts – Hammers (A) Patriots (H) Puddletown Wanderers (A) Alcotops (H) Half Pints (A)

Half Pints25pts – Breakaways (H) Jolly Green Giants (A) Skimmers (H) Colliton Wide Boys (A) Royal Oak Wanderers (H)

Colliton Imps24pts – Dewlish Monsters (H) Essentials (A) Breakaways (H) Jolly Green Giants (A) Skimmers (H)

At the bottom there are four teams who could still go down with only 2 points between bottom team Alcotops and the three teams above them, Hammers, Colliton Wide Boys and Patriots. While only two teams are scheduled to go down there is always a chance that three may get relegated when it comes to forming the new sections for next season depending on any teams withdrawing from the league so that third from bottom spot is always a danger to finish in. The big game at the bottom this week sees Patriots host the Wide Boys on Thursday at the Goldies.

Games to play

Patriots14pts – Colliton Wide Boys (H) Royal Oak Wanderers (A) Hammers (A) Puddletown Wanderers (H) Alcotops (A)

Colliton Wide Boys14pts – Patriots (A) Puddletown Wanderers (H) Alcotops (A) Half Pints (H) Barmy Army (A)

Hammers14pts – Royal Oak Wanderers (H) Dewlish Monsters (A) Patriots (H) Essentials (A) Puddletown Wanderers (H)

Alcotops12pts – Jolly Green Giants (H) Skimmers (A) Colliton Wide Boys (H) Royal Oak Wanderers (A) Patriots (H)

Section B run in – Heathens close in on title

Heathens are 6 points clear at the top of the table and look certain to be going back to Section A at the first attempt after last season’s relegation. The chase for the runners up spot is between four teams but importantly Colliton Chimps and Hotshots have played a game less than Swankers and Royal Oak Country Boys which may make all the difference in the coming weeks. The big match this week sees Heathens host Colliton Chimps.

Games to play

Heathens 30pts – Colliton Chimps (H) Brewers Bees (A) Woodmen (H) BYE Mrs Browns Boys (H)

Colliton Chimps26pts – Heathens (A) Woodmen (H) Mrs Browns Boys (A) Steamers (H) Muckspreaders (A)

Hotshots25pts – Mrs Browns Boys (A) Steamers (H) Muckspreaders (A) Hartstoppers (H) Royal Oak Country Boys (A)

Swankers24pts – Muckspreaders (A) Hartstoppers (H) Royal Oak Country Boys (A) Brewers Bees (H) BYE

Royal Oak Country Boys22pts – Brewers Bees (H) BYE Swankers (H) Vic Reeves (A) Hotshots (H)

At the bottom Tom Browns Bullocks are as good as relegated as they are 7 points adrift at the foot of the table, the two teams above them could be the two that fight it out to avoid finishing in the bottom two, Mrs Browns Boys are on 14 points and Brewers Bees are on 13 points, and Bees still have a bye, while both teams face a tough run in of fixtures. Steamers and Muckspreaders sit 2 points above Mrs Browns Boys on 16 points and could be dragged into the relegation battle over the coming weeks but one win would probably be good enough to see both teams survive.

Games to play

Steamers16pts – Vic Reeves (H) Hotshots (A) Tom Browns Bullocks (H) Colliton Chimps (A) Woodmen (H)

Muckspreaders16pts – Swankers (H) Vic Reeves (A) Hotshots (H) Tom Browns Bullocks (A) Colliton Chimps (H)

Mrs Browns Boys14pts – Hotshots (H) Tom Browns Bullocks (A) Colliton Chimps (H) Woodmen (A) Heathens (A)

Brewers Bees13pts – Royal Oak Country Boys (A) Heathens (H) BYE Swankers (A) Vic Reeves (H)

Tom Browns Bullocks6pts – Woodmen (A) Mrs Browns Boys (H) Steamers (A) Muckspreaders (H) Hartstoppers (A)

Section C run in – Two teams chase second spot

Wareham Legionaires have already clinched promotion and will be crowned as champions, either without playing on Thursday if Magpie Imps lose or on Friday by avoiding defeat away to Villains. The Wareham outfit who have four games left to play could become the first team to go unbeaten for the whole season since Oakettes in Ladies Section A in 2009 when they won all of their 20 games. The only other two teams in recent history to achieve the feet were Marco Wanderers in 1998 winning 24 games in Section F, and Liverbirds in Ladies Section B in 1988 winning 26 games.

With the top spot as good as done attention turns to the runners up spot where two teams are currently tying on 30 points and this week the two meet when Magpie Imps host Top Pins at Dorchester Town Football Club, the following week Top Pins have their bye so it could still be close going into the final three matches.   

Games to play

Wareham Legionaires40pts – Villains (A) Colliton Spares (H) Untouchables (A) Magpie Imps (H) BYE

Magpie Imps30pts – Top Pins (H) BRK Yokels (A) Rollers (H) Wareham Legionaires (A) Colliton Flingers (H)

Top Pins30pts – Magpie Imps (A) BYE Colliton Supertramps (A) Jokers (H) Colliton Rebels (A)

At the bottom of Section C both Untouchables and Colliton Flingers are 4 points adrift and with the two yet to meet in the second half of the season one of them looks certain for the drop. Misfits are 4 points above the bottom pair and this week host Colliton Flingers so a victory for the Wool outfit will almost insure safety from the drop. Colliton Supertramps are the other team that are 4 points clear of relegation zone.

Games to play

Colliton Supertramps12pts – Jokers (H) Colliton Rebels (A) Top Pins (H) BRK Yokels (A) Rollers (H)

Misfits12pts – Colliton Flingers (H) Jokers (A) Villains (H) Colliton Rebels (A) Colliton Spares (H)

Colliton Flingers8pts – Misfits (A) Villains (H) Colliton Spares (A) Untouchables (H) Magpie Imps (A)

Untouchables8pts – BRK Yokels (H) Rollers (A) Wareham Legionaires (H) Colliton Flingers (A) Villains (H)