Section A run in – Breakaways 3 points clear at the top

After finishing runners up for the last three seasons the Breakaways are 3 points in front of Barmy Army with four games to play, and the Wool side have also beaten their challengers twice this season so would finish above them on a head to head. Barmy Army are 4 points in front of third placed Skimmers and would only miss out on the runners up spot if they were to finish level as Skimmers would beat them on a head to head.

Breakaways 43pts – Pudd Wand (H), Wide Boys (A), Imps (H), Patriots (A)

Barmy Army 40pts – Swan Abbots (A), Vic Reeves (A), Legionaires (H), Pudd Wand (A)

Skimmers 36pts – Patriots (H), Wurzels (A), Hammers (H), Heathens (A)

The eight teams in the bottom half could still be relegated with many meeting each other in the final four weeks. Bottom team Puddletown Wanderers have to play three of the top four teams so have the toughest of run ins. Swan Abbots occupy the other relegation place 2 points ahead of Wanderers and 2 points behind Heathens. With the possibility of three or four teams going down with the uncertainty of teams entering next season, it still leaves Half Pints, Patriots, Wurzels, Woodmen and Imps all still needing wins to keep them out of the danger zone.

Colliton Imps 23pts – Half Pints (A), Woodmen (H), Breakaways (A), Essentials (H)

Woodmen 22pts – Wide Boys (H), Imps (A), Patriots (H), Wurzels (A)

Goldies Wurzels 21pts – Heathens (A), Skimmers (H), Half Pints (A), Woodmen (H)

Patriots 20pts – Skimmers (A), Half Pints (H), Woodmen (A), Breakaways (H)

Half Pints 20pts – Imps (H), Patriots (A), Wurzels (H), Hammers (A)

Heathens 18pts – Wurzels (H), Hammers (A), Vic Reeves (H), Skimmers (H)

Swan Abbots 16pts – Barmy Army (H), Legionaires (A), Pudd Wand (H), Wide Boys (A)

Puddletown Wanderers 14pts -Breakaways (A), Essentials (H), Swan Abbots (A), Barmy Army (H)

Section B run in – Monsters lead the way

Dewlish Monsters are 4 points clear of second placed Trinity Allsorts with both teams having four games to play. Third placed Magpie Imps with also four games to play trail Allsorts by 2 points and also would lose out if both teams finished level as Allsorts have a better head to head when the teams met during the season. Fourth placed Wafflers only have three games left so would need both Allsorts and Magpies to lose some matches to give them any chance of a runners up place.

Dewlish Monsters 38pts – Hartstoppers (A), Giants (H), Steamers (A), Bullocks (H)

Trinity Allsorts 34pts – Steamers (A), Bullocks (H), Swankers (A), Muckspreaders (A)

Colliton Magpie Imps 32pts – Giants (A), Steamers (H), Bullocks (A), Swankers (H)

The Wafflers 30pts – Muckspreaders (H), Plodders (H), BYE, Yokels (H)

At the bottom Hartstoppers are already relegated with just 6 points to their name. Above them four teams are separated by just 3 points. Plodders currently occupy the other relegation spot on 16pts and have also yet to have their bye. Muckspreaders are on 17pts and play Plodders away in the penultimate week of the season. Steamers are on 18pts and Yokels are on 19pts but both have four games to play against teams in the top half of the section. Two teams are due for the drop and that yet may become three given that we lost a team out of Section C during the season.

Yokels 19pts – Alcotops (H), Country Boys (A), Ship Apes (H), Wafflers (A)

Steamers 18pts – Allsorts (H), Magpie Imps (A), Monsters (H), Alcotops (A)

Muckspreaders 17pts – Wafflers (A), Swankers (H), Plodders (A), Allsorts (H)

Plodders 16pts – Ship Apes (H), Wafflers (A), Muckspreaders (H), BYE

Section C run in – Ladettes promoted

With four weeks of fixtures to play Ladettes will be heading to Section B next season as they have a better head to head against both third placed Jokers and fourth placed Strugglers. The title is still up for grabs though as second placed Flingers could finish above Ladettes if the table toppers were to slip up, but if they were to tie on points it’s Ladettes who would be champions on their head to head. Jokers and Strugglers only chance of finishing second is if Flingers slipped up and either could win all their games.

Ladettes 38pts – Nomads (A), BYE, Mix Ups (H), Funseekers (A)
Flingers 34pts – Spares (A), Brewers Bees (H), Strugglers (A), Nomads (H)
Jokers 32pts – Easy Beats (A), BYE, Untouchables (A), Spares (H)
Strugglers 30pts – Mix Ups (H), Funseekers (A), Flingers (H), Misfits (A)

This week’s fixtures

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Week commencing 6 Apr 26 - SECTION A
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Swan Abbots v Barmy Army Thu White Horse, Litton Cheney
Essentials v Legionaires Fri Spitfire Club, Crossways
Hammers v Vic Reeves Fri Trinity Club 1
Breakaways v Pudd Wanderers Fri Wool Legion
Woodmen v Wide Boys Fri Royal Oak, Milborne St Andrew
Half Pints v Colliton Imps Thu Colliton Club 1
Skimmers v Patriots Fri Victoria Hotel
Heathens v Goldies Wurzels Fri Trinity Club 3

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Week commencing 6 Apr 26 - SECTION B
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Bullocks v Swankers Thu Victoria Hotel
Steamers v Allsorts Thu New Inn, West Knighton
The Wafflers v Muckspreaders Fri Tom Browns
Green Giants v Magpie Imps Fri Colliton Club 2
Hartstoppers v Monsters Thu Colliton Club 2
Yokels v Alcotops Wed Colliton Club 1
Bye v Country Boys
Plodders v Ship Apes Thu Trinity Club 2

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Week commencing 6 Apr 26 SECTION C
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Pudd Nomads v Ladettes Fri Goldies
Strugglers v Trinity Mix Ups Thu Goldies
Ship Wrecked v Bye
Brewers Bees v Funseekers Fri Trinity Club 2
Colliton Spares v Flingers Fri Colliton Club 1
Untouchables v Misfits Fri Bladen SC, Briantspuddle
Bye v Chuckers
Easy Beats v Jokers Tue Victoria Hotel

Secretaries Shield

The Secretaries Shield was won by Luke Short of Barmy Army beating Matthew Green of Breakaways in the final. Two 8’s and two 9’s left Luke needing just 3 to clinch the victory. Luke beat Steve Crewe of Misfits in the semi finals, while Matthew beat Stuart Montgomerie of Swankers.

Sticker up Cup

Samuel House retains the trophy

With only 13 entries the Sticker up Cup was run on the alternative format with five players ending up at the final stage, Samuel House of Alcotops won the competition with a score of 42 over the five hands. Dan Stevens of Dewlish Monsters was runner up with a score of 39. The other three players in the final stage was Joseph of Alcotops, Max from Colliton Flingers and Henri from Colliton Imps.

Semi Final results

Knockout Cup Semi Final  
Wareham Legionaires 414 (M Elston, S Shear 61), Patriots 423 (Jake Cooke 57)
Breakaways 446 (J Akers 73), Skimmers 444 (J Roe 60)

Final
Patriots v Breakaways on alley one at the Trinity Club - Board to be marked by Luke Short
To be played on Tuesday 5th May

Plate Semi Final
Yokels On Tour 423 (N Gilbert 68), Swan Abbots 437 (J Churchill 72)
Half Pints 394 (M Heal 60), Vic Reeves 457 (C Gosney 77)

Final
Swan Abbots v Vic Reeves on alley three at the Trinity Club - Board to be marked by Derek Burt
To be played on Tuesday 5th May

Highest individual scores: 77 by Charlie Gosney of Vic Reeves at Goldies
Highest team score: 457 by Vic Reeves at Goldies
Highest hand: 76 by Skimmers at the New Inn, West Knighton
Biggest win: 63 by Vic Reeves at Goldies
Highest stick up: 18 by James Akers of Breakaways at the New Inn, West Knighton

Skittlers of the week (and oxo’s) – w/c 23 March

Section A 
Highest individual scores: 69 by Jamie Barrett of Colliton Imps on alley two at the Colliton Club
Highest team score: 451 by Breakaways at the Wareham Legion
Highest hand: 75 by Breakaways at the Wareham Legion
Biggest win: 34 by Patriots at Goldies
Highest stick up: 17 by Jamie Barrett of Colliton Imps on alley two at the Colliton Club
Oxo's: Adam Barrett of Colliton Imps on alley two at the Colliton Club .

Section B
Highest individual scores: 64 by J Gillham of Swankers on alley one at the Trinity Club
Highest team score: 427 by Swankers on alley one at the Trinity Club
Highest hand: 79 by Trinity Allsorts on alley three at the Trinity Club
Biggest win: 27 by Muckspreaders at Tom Browns
Highest stick up: 17 by Jordan Smith of Country Boys at the Royal Oak, Bere Regis, J Gillham of Swankers on alley one at the Trinity Club
Oxo's: K Gilbert of Yokels at the Royal Oak, Bere Regis

Section C
Highest individual score: 65 by James Bennett of New Inn Chuckers at the New Inn, West Knighton, Steve Spiller of Colliton Spares on alley one at the Colliton Club
Highest team score: 431 by New Inn Chuckers at the New Inn, West Knighton
Highest hand: 75 by New Inn Chuckers at the New Inn, West Knighton
Biggest win: 57 by Colliton Spares on alley one at the Colliton Club
Highest stick up: 17 by Steve Spiller of Colliton Spares on alley one at the Colliton Club
Oxo's: A Thornton of Ship Wrecked at the Victoria Hotel

Skittlers of the week (and oxo’s) – w/c 16 March

Section A 
Highest individual scores: 69 by Matt Green of Breakaways at the Wool Legion
Highest team score: 447 by Colliton Imps on alley three at the Trinity Club
Highest hand: 71 by Colliton Imps on alley three at the Trinity Club, Barmy Army at the Wool Legion
Biggest win: 50 by Vic Reeves at Goldies
Highest stick up: 17 by Steve Legg of Colliton Wide Boys at the Victoria Hotel, Stuart Brown of Breakaways at the Wool Legion
Oxo's: J Cove of Half Pints on alley one at the Colliton, Mike Aylott of Patriots on alley one at the Trinity Club.

Section B
Highest individual scores: 75 by Mark Holland of Steamers at the New Inn, West Knighton
Highest team score: 456 by Steamers at the New Inn, West Knighton
Highest hand: 75 by Steamers at the New Inn, West Knighton
Biggest win: 50 by Steamers at the New Inn, West Knighton
Highest stick up: 16 by Nigel Gilbert of Yokels on alley one at the Colliton Club, Grahame Radcliffe of Ship Apes at the Victoria Hotel, Michael O'Donovan of Alcotops on alley two at the Trinity Club
Oxo's: Joseph House of Alcotops on alley two at the Trinity Club

Section C
Highest individual score: 71 by C Hale of Misfits at the Victoria Hotel
Highest team score: 410 by New Inn Chuckers at the Old Ship Inn, Upwey
Highest hand: 74 by Brewers Bees on alley two at the Trinity Club
Biggest win: 69 by Colliton Spares on alley one at the Colliton Club
Highest stick up: 17 by Mark Hopkins of New Inn Chuckers at the Old Ship Inn, Upwey
Oxo's: R Thomas of Misfits at the Victoria Hotel, E Mitchell of Ladettes on alley two at the Trinity Club, Ali Clark of Trinity Mix Ups on alley one at the Colliton Club

Plate

Plate Quarter Finals
Vic Reeves 430 (G Wilson 67), Vic's Brown Bullocks 413 (B Rose, N Wrixon 57);
Yokels On Tour 381 (M Churchill 62), Country Boys 376 (R Smith 58);
Swan Abbots 421 (J Arnold 64), Brewers Bees 380 (S James 55);
Colliton Magpie Imps 380 (K Guest, K Knight 54), Half Pints 400 (M Slade 55).

Highest individual score: 67 by George Wilson of Vic Reeves at the Victoria Hotel
Highest team score: 430 by Vic Reeves at the Victoria Hotel
Highest hand:75 by Vic's Brown Bullocks at the Victoria Hotel
Biggest win: 41 by Swan Abbots at Tom Browns
Highest stick up: 16 by George Wilson and Freddie Beale of Vic Reeves, D Wiltshire of Vic's Brown Bullocks, all at the Victoria Hotel. Kevin Guest of Colliton Magpie Imps on alley one at the Colliton Club. Kevin Holbrook of Brewers Bees at Tom Browns
Oxo's: Josh Hall of Vic Reeves at the Victoria Hotel, Kelvin Selby of Country Boys at the Colliton Club

Semi Final draw
Yokels On Tour v Swan Abbots at Tom Browns - Board to be marked by Terry Gosney
Half Pints v Vic Reeves at Goldies - Board to be marked by Martin Osborne
To be played on Tuesday 31st March

Final to be played on Tuesday 5th May on alley three at the Trinity Club - Board to be marked by Derek Burt